隨便放屁 說廢話 Farting every where, any time.


Everyday, I can hear people fart, they could be anyone, old and young, both female and male. Usually I would walk past some person, and then I’d hear this loud bubbly flubbily fart, yuck! Just like a few bombs going off. So gross. How can they do this so publicly? Arn’t they embarrassed at all? Then, I’d slowly turn my head sideways to see what that person look like. To my amazment, he/she would slightly turn away from me, and protrude their ass towards the open air and let out a few more farts, before they round the whole ordeal up with a satisfying “sigh" or a triumphant “ah". What is wrong with the locals in Hong Kong now? Have I changed? I don’t remember Hong Kong being like this when I was little. Why are the locals so gross?

我每天都聽到很多人放屁,不是鬼鬼祟祟,而是大大聲聲、霹靂拍啦那種!隨時隨地,隨心所欲,痛快地放個夠。誰也不怕羞,無論是他還是她,是公公、婆婆、媽媽、伯伯、嬸嬸,不論在什麼地方,什麼場合,他們都很盡情地,出盡力把那咕臭氣咇出屁股外!懶理你死! 一於有屁盡放!
我記得小時候,這個小島好像不是這樣子的。究竟是香港變了?還是我?

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